Guessing Games New Moms Play
How many snaps can I snap before he spits up on this outfit too?
(When changing a diaper) Is he about to....?
(For a boy) Which way is that thing aiming?!
(When it all comes out at once) Which end to I wipe first, his mouth or his rear??
Where did the pacifier go this time?
Does the 5 second rule apply to pacifiers?
(When he's hungry) Can I make it to the fitting room before he starts screaming?
Who smells worse, him or me?
Is there anything else on earth that can smell like vomit, keep you up all night, smash it's head into your nose so hard that you tear up, scream in your ear, and still melt your heart with its adoring eyes and gentle coos???
(When changing a diaper) Is he about to....?
(For a boy) Which way is that thing aiming?!
(When it all comes out at once) Which end to I wipe first, his mouth or his rear??
Where did the pacifier go this time?
Does the 5 second rule apply to pacifiers?
(When he's hungry) Can I make it to the fitting room before he starts screaming?
Who smells worse, him or me?
Is there anything else on earth that can smell like vomit, keep you up all night, smash it's head into your nose so hard that you tear up, scream in your ear, and still melt your heart with its adoring eyes and gentle coos???
posted by KMD | 2:52 AM
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